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* You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
* Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
* Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like… my next girlfriend.
* Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) two.
* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
* You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
* I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.
* Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
* Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
* Was your father an alien? Because honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
* I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
* Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
* There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.
* If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
* Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
* You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
The world's best pick up lines resource.
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* Is it hot in here or is it just you?
* My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
* Every time you walk by my heart skips a beat.
* Can you give me directions...to your heart?
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* If beauty were a crime you would be guilty.
* You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
* How much does a polar bear weigh? (I don’t know, how much?) Enough to break the ice... Hi, I’m...
* Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
* Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
* You know a priest? Cause I want to confess my sinful thoughts about you!
* Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
* I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
* What time do you have to be back in heaven?
* You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
* You are the reason men fall in love.
* Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
* If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
* Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."
* (Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).
* What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
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