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Approaching the object of your desire requires more than courage, it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your ears is too much work. We have hundreds of pickup lines ranging from the cute, to the comical, to the downright cheesy, and if nothing else, is sure to make you laugh - probably out loud.
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* I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
* Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
* The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
* Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
* Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
* You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
* You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
* You know, the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
* Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
* How was Heaven when you left it?
* If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close…
* I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
* Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
* If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
* I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
* Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
* Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
* Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
* Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
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* Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
* Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
* Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
* If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
* My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!
* I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
* When God made you, he was showing off.
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
* Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
* Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.
* You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
* Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
* You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
* I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
* You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
* Stare at girl. ("What're you staring at?") You, before I wake up from this dream.
* Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
* What time do you have to be back in heaven?
* Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
* Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
* If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
* Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
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