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Gripping, dramatic, but with a large dose of humor that will keep you rolling. This new, side-splitting collection of funny pick-up lines testifies to the crazy lengths men will go to get the attention of women.
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are your parents retards… cause you special!
You must’ve just had Campbell’s soup… cause you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday… I just wanted to know your parents created such a beautiful angel?
Your parents must be terrorists… cause you da BOMB!
Hey, do you like McDonalds… well, just call me “Big Mac.”
Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want!
I would buy you a drink but I’d just be jealous of the glass.
Do you like chocolate… well, just call me Mr. Goodbar!
I’m not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you’d say ‘no’ so can I have your e-mail address?
I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!
The world's best funny pick up lines resource.
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Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways!
Let’s make like a fabric softner and snuggle!
Excuse me, I wrote this poem for you… Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re HOT!
Hi, I work at Subways but I only can give you a footlong.
Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
Baicarumba...are those real?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan.
You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
I’ve heard milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?!
Are you parents bakers… cause you got some hot buns!
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?
I’ve heard sex is a killer… want to die happy?
Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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