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* I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
* If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!
* Apart from being hot, what do you do for a living?
* Is your last name Gillette? Cause you’re the best a man can get.
* I hope there's a fireman around? Cause you're smokin'!
* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
* If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
* Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
* Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
* Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
* Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
* You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
* Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
* I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
* Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
* Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
* Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
* Help, something’s wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off of you.
* I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
* I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
* I cannot wait until tomorrow. (Why?) Because you get more and more beautiful every day.
* You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
* Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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* Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
* Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
* You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
* Are you a magnet cause I’m attracted to you
* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
* Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
* I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) two...
* Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
* Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
* I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
* You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
* If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
* I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.
* Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice?
* Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
* Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
* Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
* I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
* Was your father an alien? Cause honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
* You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
* It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
* Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
* There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.
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