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* I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is.
* See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
* Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR I want to call your mother and thank her.
* How was heaven when you left it?
* I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn’t on earth.
* What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
* Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.
* Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
* If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
* Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
* If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
* Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
* I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
* Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
* (Hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
* I'm friendly and slow moving!
* Are we related?
* Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
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* If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
*I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
*I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet
*Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam?
*You'd make a bishop kick out a stained-glasswindow.
*So....I heard you wanted to fight me.
*I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God you’re hot. Marvin is in Africa now.
*Want to become a STUD. You know, you can't spell stud without STD and U.
*You know how they say guys are full of crap, well that may be true, but I just got my colon cleaned today.
*Look at all those curves and me with no brakes!!!
*Are those space jeans? Because your butt is outta this world.
*I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.
*You must be goin’ to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
*If you were a library book, I would check you out.
*If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
* Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
12. My name is milk and I can do your body good!
14. You know, you might have to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
* Have you always been this cute or did you have to work at it?
* I may not be the cutest guy in the bar, but I'm the only one with cookies!
* You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
* Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
* I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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