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* Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
* You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
* I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
* It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But
shall we try anyway?
* Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
* You must be the cause of global warming.
* I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
* You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon
juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
* I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
* I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
* Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
* Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
* Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
* Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
* One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can
compare.
* Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
* Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
* I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
* If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
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* I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
* I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
* If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
* Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
* Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
* Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
* Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
* If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
* (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your
name?
* If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
* If you're here, who's running heaven?
* If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
* Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
* If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
* Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
* Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
* May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
* Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
* I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
* Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
* Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
* Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
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