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* I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
* Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
* Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
* Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
* Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
* You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
* Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
* You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
* If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
* Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
* If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
* You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
* If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
* Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
* Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
* Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
* You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
* I'm The Man in Demand
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* Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
* You must be tired because you'vhe been running through my dreams all night
* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
* Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
* You are the reason men fall in love.
* I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
* If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
* When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and
number for insurance reasons.
* Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
* I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* If I followed you home, would you keep me?
* Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
* Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
* Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
* Is it hot in here or is it just you?
* Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
* If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGorgeous.
* Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
* Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
* If I were bread, would you be my butter?
* God was showing off when he made you.
* You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
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