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Approaching the object of your desire requires more than courage, it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your ears is too much work. We have hundreds of pickup lines ranging from the cute, to the comical, to the downright cheesy, and if nothing else, is sure to make you laugh - probably out loud.
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* Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
* (Say it with a big smile) Hey, how are you? Good to see you! (Do I know you?) I don’t think so, but It IS good to see you… I’m David, by the way. Hey I like your (whatever she’s wearing)……
* Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
* You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend…
* Apart from being hot, what do you do for a living?
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
* I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
* Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
* Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
* Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
* You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
* I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
* Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
* I cannot wait until tomorrow. (Why?) Because you get more and more beautiful every day.
* There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.
* What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
* Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
* You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
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* I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
* Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
* Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
* Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
* Help, something’s wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off of you.
*Every time you walk by my heart skips a beat.
*Can you give me directions...to your heart?
*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* If beauty were a crime you would be guilty.
* Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
* Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
* Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
* You know a priest? Cause I want to confess my sinful thoughts about you!
* Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
* I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
* What time do you have to be back in heaven?
* You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
* You are the reason men fall in love.
* Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
* If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
* Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."
* (Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).
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